you know you're sick when...

• you'd rather (SINCERELY) bee in school
• you cry to the Oprah Winfrey show
• making noodel-soup feels like working out
• you go to buy toiletpaper and come back with the new Sheryl Crow album
• you find that TV-shop and Greys Anatomy has the same level of interest
• your potatoes taste like banana and the fish taste like cinnamon
• a call from a telemarketer makes your day because you actually got to TALK to someone